HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'"
5. Firmly Click "Yes."
6. Feel better? GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
